Through e-mail, I was able to have this short interview with the Dwarves.

The Dwarves Interview

Question: What is the most unusual thing that has happened to you during a concert?

Dwarves: A blow job.

Question: What album of yours is your favorite?

Dwarves: COME CLEAN.  Then BLOOD GUTS.

Question: Who are some of your influences?

Dwarves: Mel Torme, Julie London, Cab Calloway.

Question: What do you think of Napster?

Dwarves: I'm into it!

Question: Who are your favorite bands to tour with?

Dwarves: I hate touring and other bands.

Question: When did you know that you wanted to be a musician?

Dwarves: I'm still not a musician, thank God.

Question: Where did you come up with the name the Dwarves?

Dwarves: The back of a cereal box.